AboutMe

Looking for someone who will not put any pressure on a new relationship and just get to know me.

I'm only in NYC about half the year to work on creative projects for a week or so but I'm always wishing I could stay longer.

I'm looking to form friendships with new people who ideally have their own place, no roommates, and if we met IRL and became friends I could stay with for a few days without being pressured for sex including “cuddle” demands.

If you want to come to NC, I can offer my place in return, I'm in the RTP area. I have a large guest room with private bath.

I'm down for exploring the city with you if you like. I do have plenty of hobbies and no problem hanging around the city by myself if you're busy. I'm a clean, quiet, non-smoker. Excellent cook and baker. Healthy lifestyle. I'm told I make a good house guest. I will be back in November if you'd like to meet then. And I'm available to virtually meet before through Skype or Google Hangouts.  I boycott anything made by Apple so do not ask me to FaceTime.

Can't a Bitch Get $20 For Drinks?

Your conversation with Jackson13879   

Jackson13879 10/5/2012 3:13:42 AM must be honest and straight forward. I am looking for a fellow mature adult who is interested in a friends with benefits relationship. It would be drama free, clean, and discrete. As a very busy guy that is applying to medical school and working full time as a research assistant for a liver transplant specialist at Lurie Children's Hospital, I cannot find the conventional time to go out so I am turning to this. Please do not be taken back by it or displeased. I am only being honest. Hope to hear from you ME 10/5/2012 10:36:35 AM I will be honest and straight forward as well.  If you don't have emotions or time to give me then you will need to give cash when we meet. If this interests you, you can take me to dinner first and we can see from there if we hit it off and if we do, discuss further the arrangement. Jackson13879 10/5/2012 9:02:17 PM I am very interested, but more curious to know what you demand in terms of monetary compensation for your time. I clearly do have emotions and time to give you, but am not ready to commit to a serious relationship. I am not opposed to paying, but think you would enjoy my company quite well and gain much out of the relationship without the financial benefits. Let me know babe. ME 10/5/2012 9:26:28 PM Drama free means no emotions.  Since you’re obviously married (aka “discreet”)  And like you originally stated, you don’t have time for a relationship. If you are serious about meeting in real life, I am available this weekend for dinner and I am not promising you anything. Jackson13879 10/6/2012 12:24:43 AM Would you prefer to meet at a bar that is low key? I think our first meet can be a little more simple such as a drink to see if there is some chemistry. If we need to run a hurry up offense we can. Do you have any other pictures you can send me to see what you look like? I will be happy to exchange. Do you have facebook? ME 10/6/2012 1:12:10 PM  Like my profile says, I don't meet just for drinks since all this means is the guy is looking for a fast free hook up. If you can’t invest time for dinner then you could just pay me $20 for my time. Otherwise it’s just not worth it for me. Doesn’t sound like you have much to offer. Jackson13879 10/6/2012 5:12:46 PM What is this you just want 20? I am not going to just meet you and give you $20. How is it not worth your time? I think my time is just as important as yours. Would you feel more comfortable at your place and I bring $20 there? ME 10/6/2012 5:51:03 PM Sure, strange man, let me give you my address and then please just show up at my door with $20 and I will be happy to provide sex. Are you fucking retarded? Let’s review your stated needs: 1. you contact me telling me you want sex and nothing else. 2. you are unwilling to even buy me dinner first because that is too much of a commitment. 3. you are unwilling to even pay for the cost of drinks; $20, I'd rather just have the cash since I don't drink. 4. The only way you *might* give me a measly $20 is if I give you my address so you can come over asap for sex. So what exactly do you have to offer other than your cock? Damn, where did he go?

Are You -HOT- Enough? (Take the QUIZ)

My future sweetheart sent this to me this morning on OK Cupid. Gosh, I hope I pass! :) :) xo xo



Are You -HOT- Enough? (Take the QUIZ)

I don't have time for drama or the emotional games little girls like to play so here is my test to see if you make the grade.

I'll make it easy for you. All it takes is three (3) steps.
1 - Take the test.
2 - Add your score.
3 - Reply with your score on the Subject line.

The higher your score and the hotter you are will get my reply. Its time to impress.

Question 1:
Have you ever received a car as a gift? (Family excluded)
Add 30 points for each car.
Subtract the age(s) of the cars.
Classic cars Add 20 points.

Question 2:
How many speeding tickets have you avoided getting by your charm?
Add 10 points for each ticked you got out of getting.
Add 30 points for each PBA card you own. (Attach pictures)

Question 3:
Jewelry: Is most of your jewelry bought for you or by you? (Family does not count.)
Add 10 points if you bought 40% of your jewelry.
Add 40 points if you bought 30% of your jewelry.
Add 50 points if you bought 20% of your jewelry.
Add 60 points if you bought less than 10% of your jewelry.

Question 4:
Do other women hate you the minute they see you?
Add 5 points for every fight you were in.
Add 15 more points for every fight you won.

Question 5:
Do you turn heads when you walk into a in an average party?
Add 5 points for each woman that turns her man's head away from you.
Add 5 points for every glass that you hear drop.
Add 10 points for every slaps her man's face for looking at you.

Question 6:
How many times do you get hit on by strangers on an average day?
Add 1 point for every stare.
Add 5 points for every witty remark.
Add 10 points for every phone number you get.
Add 50 points for every marriage proposal you get.

Question 7:
Have you ever slapped a guy just because you can?
Add 10 points for every guy you slapped for no reason.
Add 30 points for every time you wanted to be slapped back but didn't.

Question 8:
What was the most expensive you ever received?
Add 10 points for 4 figures.
Add 100 points for 5 figures.
Add 1000 points for 6 figures.

Question 9:
How many times you hear "Are those real?" a week?
Add 5 points for 1 - 2
Add 10 points for 2 - 4
Add 20 points for 5 or more.

Question 10:
How many guys give you their credit card to use?
Add 10 points for each credit card you are using.

Add 10 points for every motorcycle you rode

Add 30 points for every motorcycle you rode topless

Add 60 points for every motorcycle you rode naked.

Add 10 points for every tattoo you have

Add 20 points for every piercing you have.

How well did you do?

Some may say I’m a jerk for having this test, but to be honest, I could care less. I know what I want and and I will get it.

Know this- I do what I want, when I want, and I expect you to be the girl that does what I want when I want it.

Also, you had better have an attitude.

I'm looking for a girl who looks hot in a cocktail dress, and hotter still after I rip it off your body.

I need a girl who’s wild enough to dance topless on a table at a bar, and she knows how to turn heads anywhere she goes.

You need to be the type of girl who has no problems exploring being herself.

I absolutely will not put up with any of this “looking at me with innocent eyes, acting like you some virgin"

When you get an urge, you had better follow it and know how to please a man.

I'm going to give you a lot of shit if you don't.

You don't have to be a model for me to like you, but, be prepared to show me that all of you are. I don't want a crazy and emotional whiney bitch. I had to put up with that shit in the past. If you think you are up to the challenge, and I think you have what it takes...



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Can't a bitch get some Thai food?

Me and donegane04 Quick View

donegane04

Hey. How are you ? I'm Evan. Maybe we can grab lunch or dinner next week.

6/19/2014 1:35 pm

Me

Sounds great. Do you like Thai food?

6/19/2014 1:50 pm

donegane04

I love Thai food.

6/19/2014 1:52 pm

donegane04

Know of any good ones ?

6/19/2014 1:52 pm

donegane04

 

Get some good food and drinks and have fun :)

6/19/2014 2:10 pm

Me

You actually think I'm gonna fuck you for food? I guess you didn't read my profile.

6/19/2014 2:34 pm

donegane04

Well, I didn’t say fuck. Can’t you just suck me off after? I'm a full 8 :)

6/19/2014 2:42 pm

donegane04

Well???? Where did you go?

6/19/2014 3:01 pm

My favorite messages from guys on POF and OKCupid divided into 22 Categories:

                      

1. Guys who are great with numbers:

Yo hung here (8"), well-educated (4.0, baby) cum over and fuck and suck my brains out.

Call me Tyler 3107028797 12 inches

You can sit on my face I'll lick your pussy till you get at least 2 organism or maybe more ;)

Hey how are you?. You look beautiful! :). What size are your feet?.

$200 tonight…  5 minutes later

Interested…3 minutes later

???

2. Guys who promise prescription drugs:

I’ll give you an amazing orgasm and some xanax to prepare u for a deep hard fucking. XO, John

3. Guys who use drinks as a teaser:

skipping the date and you can makes me happy doing a massage. Maybe I will treat you to drinks if you really good.....

4.  Some  say men suck at planning activities and thinking ahead. They’re so wrong.

would you live with me for any duration, if needed?                        


1st date is tea, coffee or drinks then a hand job in the parking lot
2nd date is just drinks and tapas then your place for a massage, ball licking and coitus
3rd date is dinner and a movie and my place then pussy licking, coitus then a morning bj and more coitus
4th date is your choice as long as involves any or all of the above and wine
5th date is just drinks then walk in a park at night for a sexy encounter in public
6th date is your choice again as long it includes optional anal sex and one or more of the above
7th date is a weekend in bed and various other activities we may want to do, but it's a sexual weekend of fucking, sucking, licking and sticking
8th date is the drive in for food, fun and frolic and pot brownies! and more sex of course!
9th date is our first date again and so on...
sound good so far?

5. Guys who will give you the rare privilege of free cock:

Loking 4 a girl who nos its her JOB to take this thing down her throt and not ask 4 nuthing.

I can teach u how to suc me real good. Ready to learn? Textme7854762687

6. Magic men who can detect “chemistry” without even being in the same room with a girl:                                

 

I will be in town Friday and Saturday nights, staying downtown at the Sheraton. Let’s IM or text some before this weekend to see if there is chemistry.

I am into BDSM and very dominant and romantic. I need a woman who is submissive and kinky. And, don't worry about the distance, if the chemistry is right, I will fly you to San Diego anytime you want.
Have a great weekend! Super_Steve555

7. Retro Guys who try to repackage cheapness as vintage:

I'm old fashioned & selfless but detached from the modern day petty bullshit, & looking for a girl for fun but who I don't have to spend any money on.                        

8. Superman guys too good to be true:

Princess:
Interested in a slave? i cook, give pedicures/manicures and have studied massage and foot reflexology.
i am in shape, 5'7', 155, br. hr., hzl eyes and know it is all about You. By day, i am an attorney.
submissively,
slave mark                    

9. Men who really appreciate a woman for her skill and not just her body:  (AND at least he’s not cheap)

Name your price if you can shit and vomit on me. Serious and very real.

10. Guys with a Napoleon Complex:

Would you consider flats as a standard shoe to remain at a maximum height of 5'4"?

11. Guys who probably have boyfriends by now:

do u do anal on the first date? phillip yerbut

do you lik anal?

I will take u to burger king if u do anal.

12. The Agoraphobic guy who’s begging to be catfished:

First let's exchange #'s and text for a few weeks, then if we're ready, we can Skype for a month or so. After that we can decide if we want to meet for a quick cup of coffee in a very public place.

In the interest of my safety, let's get to know one another here first before jumping into a face-to-face date.

I would like to ask you out but aren't you afraid it might be a bit awkward without establishing a relationship first via text/phone conversation? : )

If things go well I will ask you out on a date.

13. Guys who hand out their # upon committing infant homicide:

Kall or text me if yur ready to have fun reply 5805911382 babymurda

14.  Guys who will always live with their mom:

I'm going to keep it really real with you, I just got out of prison after doing 27 months for a drug possession. I don't do drugs anymore but as I'm sure you can imagine I'm looking to have fun with a girl sooner rather than later. I paroled to my mother's house, I have no car or money.

I'm seeking an online mommy to take care of her baby boy. I enjoy age play role plays, please understand that I know the difference between fantasy/reality. Are you interested in seeking a long term relationship as a Mommy to this baby boy?

15. Guys with rhythm who *might* even buy dinner first:

Lovndubstep
I'm a dominant man that will take charge and let you know how I like it as well as pleasing all your needs. I'll take you out for a few drinks, maybe even dinner and some live music. If we really like each other we'll head back home where we play a little; kissing your neck, making out, hands rubbing up and down our bodies. Then I'll pick you up carry you to the bedroom and throw you on that bed. I rip that shirt off grab your tits with one hand while I grab my****with the other and slide it in your mouth and watch you take it all... After you suck on it awhile I flip you over tear those pants and wet panties off and slap that ass! Face down and ass up I slam this big****deep inside you making you scream as it hurts a little but yet feels sooo good. Lets continue this conversation, message me back if you want to hear more... I'm Aaron. Can I ask your name?

16. Men with amazing dexterity and skill:

I'm an attractive straight young man looking for a girl to watch me (webcam). My special kink is that I love eating my own cum. I do it in different ways... the hottest being to shoot directly into my mouth... I'd love to find a girl who wants to chat about this fetish.

17. And you thought Male Exterminators were hot?- this guy’s the King:

I have a rather unique fetish I want to explore. I love to see women play with and crush or kill bugs or crustaceans like crabs or lobsters. Would you be able to do this and be very playful and cruel?

18. Some guys are super hospitable:

Im staying at the Washington Marriot Wardman Park Room 204. Be here tonight midnight if u want a good time. do u do anal?

Staying at LaQuinta on Hwy70.  Can you be here in an hour? We can meet at the bar in lobby.

19. Some guys are just too charismatic:

I have a fun quick wittedness to me. Hope we can chat soon.

20. Some guys have all the right connections:

I am everything you are looking for except over 40. I am very well known plastic surgeon in the area. I have done plastic surgery on several hollywood stars. let me know if you are interested. No pics unless we have connection.

21.  Guys who were just too good for me:

You are supremely confident bitch. If you won't even text then the date is a wasted effort. However, I will save you the trouble of blocking my profile, because I have blocked yours you cunt.

Why won't you chat, bitch?

After not responding to his message within 5 minutes-

What do you think?… 2 minutes

???...3  more minutes

OK, fine then. Guess you’re not interested, bitch.                              

22. Slapping, Biting, Squirting, Tittie fucking, sucking 3 way Horse Cock baseball playoff good time weekend orgy guys:

I bet I can make you squirt

can i slap those titties bitch? bigdik1221

Hi how are you ? I hope to chat. By the way do you like a big one ;)

Can you squirt?

What are you up to?

hey ..i like ur pics. n everything i see ...can a have a piece of that lol im sergio

How was your weekend?

Hey, What r u looking 4 on here?
Can I bite ur tities, grrr! :)

let's skype. lemme c those titties

How's your day going?

Can I slap those titties, ****?

What did u do this weekend?

Lemme titty fuck u girl.

I will make you squirt lik never B4

Hii im eminem.. can we talk?

what'sup dude?

Why won't you chat, ****?

Hello! How're you? Watching playoff baseball?

Can you candle my horse cock?

I ned u 2 suc me

My girlfriend and I really loved your profile. How do you feel about 3 ways and strap ons?

P.S  I learned early on to never ask a guy out myself because here’s the standard response:

I'm turned off by the casual nature of your proposal and complete disregard for any other form of communication.

.......apparently in internet “dating,” REAL LIFE does not count as a form of communicating.