Can't a Bitch Get $20 For Drinks?

Your conversation with Jackson13879   

Jackson13879 10/5/2012 3:13:42 AM must be honest and straight forward. I am looking for a fellow mature adult who is interested in a friends with benefits relationship. It would be drama free, clean, and discrete. As a very busy guy that is applying to medical school and working full time as a research assistant for a liver transplant specialist at Lurie Children's Hospital, I cannot find the conventional time to go out so I am turning to this. Please do not be taken back by it or displeased. I am only being honest. Hope to hear from you ME 10/5/2012 10:36:35 AM I will be honest and straight forward as well.  If you don't have emotions or time to give me then you will need to give cash when we meet. If this interests you, you can take me to dinner first and we can see from there if we hit it off and if we do, discuss further the arrangement. Jackson13879 10/5/2012 9:02:17 PM I am very interested, but more curious to know what you demand in terms of monetary compensation for your time. I clearly do have emotions and time to give you, but am not ready to commit to a serious relationship. I am not opposed to paying, but think you would enjoy my company quite well and gain much out of the relationship without the financial benefits. Let me know babe. ME 10/5/2012 9:26:28 PM Drama free means no emotions.  Since you’re obviously married (aka “discreet”)  And like you originally stated, you don’t have time for a relationship. If you are serious about meeting in real life, I am available this weekend for dinner and I am not promising you anything. Jackson13879 10/6/2012 12:24:43 AM Would you prefer to meet at a bar that is low key? I think our first meet can be a little more simple such as a drink to see if there is some chemistry. If we need to run a hurry up offense we can. Do you have any other pictures you can send me to see what you look like? I will be happy to exchange. Do you have facebook? ME 10/6/2012 1:12:10 PM  Like my profile says, I don't meet just for drinks since all this means is the guy is looking for a fast free hook up. If you can’t invest time for dinner then you could just pay me $20 for my time. Otherwise it’s just not worth it for me. Doesn’t sound like you have much to offer. Jackson13879 10/6/2012 5:12:46 PM What is this you just want 20? I am not going to just meet you and give you $20. How is it not worth your time? I think my time is just as important as yours. Would you feel more comfortable at your place and I bring $20 there? ME 10/6/2012 5:51:03 PM Sure, strange man, let me give you my address and then please just show up at my door with $20 and I will be happy to provide sex. Are you fucking retarded? Let’s review your stated needs: 1. you contact me telling me you want sex and nothing else. 2. you are unwilling to even buy me dinner first because that is too much of a commitment. 3. you are unwilling to even pay for the cost of drinks; $20, I'd rather just have the cash since I don't drink. 4. The only way you *might* give me a measly $20 is if I give you my address so you can come over asap for sex. So what exactly do you have to offer other than your cock? Damn, where did he go?

Are You -HOT- Enough? (Take the QUIZ)

My future sweetheart sent this to me this morning on OK Cupid. Gosh, I hope I pass! :) :) xo xo



Are You -HOT- Enough? (Take the QUIZ)

I don't have time for drama or the emotional games little girls like to play so here is my test to see if you make the grade.

I'll make it easy for you. All it takes is three (3) steps.
1 - Take the test.
2 - Add your score.
3 - Reply with your score on the Subject line.

The higher your score and the hotter you are will get my reply. Its time to impress.

Question 1:
Have you ever received a car as a gift? (Family excluded)
Add 30 points for each car.
Subtract the age(s) of the cars.
Classic cars Add 20 points.

Question 2:
How many speeding tickets have you avoided getting by your charm?
Add 10 points for each ticked you got out of getting.
Add 30 points for each PBA card you own. (Attach pictures)

Question 3:
Jewelry: Is most of your jewelry bought for you or by you? (Family does not count.)
Add 10 points if you bought 40% of your jewelry.
Add 40 points if you bought 30% of your jewelry.
Add 50 points if you bought 20% of your jewelry.
Add 60 points if you bought less than 10% of your jewelry.

Question 4:
Do other women hate you the minute they see you?
Add 5 points for every fight you were in.
Add 15 more points for every fight you won.

Question 5:
Do you turn heads when you walk into a in an average party?
Add 5 points for each woman that turns her man's head away from you.
Add 5 points for every glass that you hear drop.
Add 10 points for every slaps her man's face for looking at you.

Question 6:
How many times do you get hit on by strangers on an average day?
Add 1 point for every stare.
Add 5 points for every witty remark.
Add 10 points for every phone number you get.
Add 50 points for every marriage proposal you get.

Question 7:
Have you ever slapped a guy just because you can?
Add 10 points for every guy you slapped for no reason.
Add 30 points for every time you wanted to be slapped back but didn't.

Question 8:
What was the most expensive you ever received?
Add 10 points for 4 figures.
Add 100 points for 5 figures.
Add 1000 points for 6 figures.

Question 9:
How many times you hear "Are those real?" a week?
Add 5 points for 1 - 2
Add 10 points for 2 - 4
Add 20 points for 5 or more.

Question 10:
How many guys give you their credit card to use?
Add 10 points for each credit card you are using.

Add 10 points for every motorcycle you rode

Add 30 points for every motorcycle you rode topless

Add 60 points for every motorcycle you rode naked.

Add 10 points for every tattoo you have

Add 20 points for every piercing you have.

How well did you do?

Some may say I’m a jerk for having this test, but to be honest, I could care less. I know what I want and and I will get it.

Know this- I do what I want, when I want, and I expect you to be the girl that does what I want when I want it.

Also, you had better have an attitude.

I'm looking for a girl who looks hot in a cocktail dress, and hotter still after I rip it off your body.

I need a girl who’s wild enough to dance topless on a table at a bar, and she knows how to turn heads anywhere she goes.

You need to be the type of girl who has no problems exploring being herself.

I absolutely will not put up with any of this “looking at me with innocent eyes, acting like you some virgin"

When you get an urge, you had better follow it and know how to please a man.

I'm going to give you a lot of shit if you don't.

You don't have to be a model for me to like you, but, be prepared to show me that all of you are. I don't want a crazy and emotional whiney bitch. I had to put up with that shit in the past. If you think you are up to the challenge, and I think you have what it takes...



...Show me.