Thursday, August 14, 2014

Can't a Bitch Get $20 For Drinks?



Your conversation with Jackson13879   
10/5/2012 3:13:42 AM
must be honest and straight forward. I am looking for a fellow mature adult who is interested in a friends with benefits relationship. It would be drama free, clean, and discrete. As a very busy guy that is applying to medical school and working full time as a research assistant for a liver transplant specialist at Lurie Children's Hospital, I cannot find the conventional time to go out so I am turning to this. Please do not be taken back by it or displeased. I am only being honest.

Hope to hear from you


ME
10/5/2012 10:36:35 AM
I will be honest and straight forward as well.  If you don't have emotions or time to give me then you will need to give cash when we meet. If this interests you, you can take me to dinner first and we can see from there if we hit it off and if we do, discuss further the arrangement.


10/5/2012 9:02:17 PM
I am very interested, but more curious to know what you demand in terms of monetary compensation for your time. I clearly do have emotions and time to give you, but am not ready to commit to a serious relationship. I am not opposed to paying, but think you would enjoy my company quite well and gain much out of the relationship without the financial benefits. Let me know babe.


ME
10/5/2012 9:26:28 PM
Drama free means no emotions.  Since you’re obviously married (aka “discreet”)  And like you originally stated, you don’t have time for a relationship.

If you are serious about meeting in real life, I am available this weekend for dinner and I am not promising you anything.


10/6/2012 12:24:43 AM
Would you prefer to meet at a bar that is low key? I think our first meet can be a little more simple such as a drink to see if there is some chemistry. If we need to run a hurry up offense we can. Do you have any other pictures you can send me to see what you look like? I will be happy to exchange. Do you have facebook?


ME
10/6/2012 1:12:10 PM
 Like my profile says, I don't meet just for drinks since all this means is the guy is looking for a fast free hook up. If you can’t invest time for dinner then you could just pay me $20 for my time. Otherwise it’s just not worth it for me. Doesn’t sound like you have much to offer.



10/6/2012 5:12:46 PM
What is this you just want 20? I am not going to just meet you and give you $20. How is it not worth your time? I think my time is just as important as yours. Would you feel more comfortable at your place and I bring $20 there?


ME
10/6/2012 5:51:03 PM
Sure, strange man, let me give you my address and then please just show up at my door with $20 and I will be happy to provide sex. Are you fucking retarded?

Let’s review your stated needs:

1. you contact me telling me you want sex and nothing else.
2. you are unwilling to even buy me dinner first because that is too much of a commitment.
3. you are unwilling to even pay for the cost of drinks; $20, I'd rather just have the cash since I don't drink.
4. The only way you *might* give me a measly $20 is if I give you my address so you can come over asap for sex.

So what exactly do you have to offer other than your cock?


Damn, where did he go?







     


 








1 comment:

  1. He comes across pretty poorly, but you come across worse for bringing up having sex for money in your first reply.

    You wouldn't happen to be autistic, would you?

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